Best Golfers
Dave had tried to be particularly careful about his language, as he played
golf with his preacher. But on the twelfth hole, when he twice failed to hit out
of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a string of expletives.
The preacher felt obliged to respond. "I have observed," he said, in a calm
voice, "that the best golfers do not use foul language."
"I guess not," said Dave. "What the hell do they have to cuss about?"
